He wiggles and he slices! And every time you drive over a speed bump, he digs even deeper into his porky flesh so that by the end of your trip, you can have slabs of juicy pork! Now, that's service! Thanks, Slicey!
Ok, maybe you won't actually have slabs of pork to eat, and this little guy constantly slicing into his flesh is a little disturbing... to some. But you can rest assured that there won't be a lack of conversation in your car. This guy is definitely a great conversation starter. Just what kind of conversation, we're not exactly sure. But hey, aren't you willing to find out? Yes, yes you are.
He's 6 1/2 inches tall of slicing fun! Stick him on your dashboard with an adhesive base. (Not included)